koolkevk:

I think Dave got a job writing Popsicle riddles.

heyitspj:

I will reblog this every time I see it

comeonandachewithme:

HELP AND REBLOG PLEASE.

if you do one thing today, fucking reblog this. You could be the reason for someone surviving. It takes seconds. Do it.

doctorsheroesmetlin:

statesideshift:

doctorsheroesmetlin:

My poor legs.

I’m not normally a pervert, buuuuuuuuuuuut…

what are you trying to say punk?

I was trying to make a joke… obviously, my attempt at humor failed miserably. /ollies outie (Also, that’s the first time I’ve ever been called punk. I don’t know how I feel about it.)

rubywhiterabbit:

My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…

Pluto is there.

The artist remembered Pluto.

Guys…

The artist drew Pluto crying.

doctorsheroesmetlin:

My poor legs.

I’m not normally a pervert, buuuuuuuuuuuut…

anrdew:

WHY DOES THIS HAVE 2,000 NOTES

This is Tumblr in two seconds.

Because I’m awesome, I took the domain name “Enriched Macaroni Product”.

Why? I don’t know. But I am really enchanted by that phrase now. “Enriched Macaroni Product”. It has a magical, cheesy ring to it. That, and it’s one thirty in the flipping morning and I don’t know why I can’t get to sleep.

I might use it as an art blog. I have a lot of art I’d like to post. That’s what might happen to it.